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Ok, we are gettting closer to Christmas!
On Sunday, Deacon Michael will come and preach and the rest will be a simple OLM Mass. All the trees will be up, and all 4 Advent candles will be lit. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Important dates:
December 24th, Christmas High Mass! This is our main event:
We start at 5:30 PM with Christmas Carols lead by the combined choirs of Our Lady of Mercy and San Dámaso.
The bilingual Christmas Mass begins at 6:30 PM and lasts approximately one hour.
The children will do a dramatic presentation of the Gospel (The Annual Children’s Christmas Pageant).
On December 25th, we celebrate a calmer more meditative Mass at 11:00 AM, all in English.
January 1, Feast of Holy Mary, Moher of God, Hold Day of Obligation, Mass at 11:00 AM- Start the year well!
January 5th – Normal Sunday Mass, Second Sunday of Christmas – unofficial children’s Mass
January 6 – Feast of the Epiphany – No Mass in English, please attend your local Spanish Church
DNA Results
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid…

Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped. You said, “Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.” So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never give a man a job for which he is not qualified.